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The Oracle Has Landed...And He is Angry...


I am the Chief Priest of 9ja's Oracle and my job has always been to tell the truth in any situation, no matter whose ox is gored.

As the Chief Priest... I would ensure that the King (President), King's Cabinet Members (Government Officials) and King-makers (The Citizenry) stay directed.

I am only a messenger of 9ja's Oracle and all I say are according to his directives... so please don't hate the messenger.

Though an angry oracle, 9ja's  Oracle is open to debates and would not lay a curse on anyone who dares to challenge his views.

Please remove your shoes (biases) as you enter this shrine...You are on holy ground.

The Oracle Has Spoken!!
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  1. Chibueze8 October 2011 at 10:07

    The oracle should be able to lay a curse on any leader who fails to deliver....may such leaders dance naked in the market...Iseee!!!

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