Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Dear 'Leaders of Tomorrow'...When is Tomorrow?

To set the stage, who can be called a youth or an adult? UNESCO sees youths as persons aged between 15 and 24 years. There are three classes of adults: the young/early adults who are aged 20 to 40 years, the middle-aged adults who are aged 41 to 60 years, and late adults who are aged 61 years and above. Now to the issue at hand, I often hear my fellow young adults complain about how ‘we’ were deceived as kids to believe that we will be the leaders of tomorrow -a tomorrow that never seems to come. This idea that we were deceived as kids and are currently being denied access to power as adults is a widely held notion which has recently been fortified with the election of a 72-year-old Buhari as President and the appointment of  43-year-old Justin Trudeau as Canadian Prime Minister. At 2 years, Justin met with the then Nigerian Head of State -Yakubu Gowon in 1973. While Justin is now a leader is his own country, Gowon and his mates are still very relevant and in charge in Nigeria.  Truth be told, some young adults have played significant roles in Nigeria at one point or the other. For instance, Gowon was Head of State just at the age of 32 and Obasanjo at 39. Dim Odimegwu Ojukwu was Governor of Eastern Nigeria at 33 and headed Biafra at 34. Aguiyi Ironsi and Buhari were 42 when they became heads of State and Babangida was 45. Today, the average age of Nigerian Presidents at inauguration from 1999 to date is 60, with the youngest aged 52 (GEJ).  Though all these appear to give credence to the assertion that young Nigerians are being denied active participation in today’s government, I have a different opinion and I will tell you why in a bit.

The Nigerian constitution stipulates that to be President, one has to be 40 years at least, 35 years to be a Governor or a member of the House of Senate, and 30 years to be a member of the House of Representatives or States House of Assembly.  In other climes, for instance, Canada and the United Kingdom, 18 years is the minimum age requirement for being elected to the House of Commons, and by extension for being appointed as Prime Minister. In the United States and India, the age of candidacy for a presidential election is 35, it is 18 in France. In Germany, at 18, one can be elected to any Federal, Regional or Local positions but must be aged 40 and above to be President. But these are developed countries and democracies. Bringing it closer to home, In Ghana, one only needs to be 21 years to be a Member of Parliament and 40 to be President; it is 18 in South Africa and in Kenya across the board. The Nigerian constitution is seen as being the prime factor behind the disengagement of young Nigerians from active politics, and there is currently a bill to reduce the age of candidacy for Presidential, Senatorial and Gubernatorial elections to 30, and 25 for members of the Houses of Representative and Assembly.  While I see this as a good development, I do not think it would be the major boost that young Nigerians need to be further involved and engaged in politics.

In my opinion, so many Nigerians in their 30s do not realise that the tomorrow, which they were told as kids that they will lead, has arrived a while ago. It is pertinent to state that though the focus of this divination is on government and politics,  the promise of being leaders of tomorrow wasn’t just about being in government positions. It also refers to leading our families and taking positions of responsibility and authority in our workplaces and in our immediate communities. This is why it amuses me when a 30-something young man, who looks lost in his own milieu, cries that he was lied to as a kid that he will be a leader of tomorrow. How on earth would you be a leader of a tomorrow which you do not realise has come upon you? I remember this popular line “no credit today, come tomorrow”, which was and probably is still being used by shop owners to deter customers who intend to purchase items without paying for them right away. Shop owners who display this notice bank on the notion that 'tomorrow never comes'. While it is true that tomorrow never arrives, it can arrive for the persons who have the balls to change its name to “today” at any particular time.

Truth be told, the present Nigerian constitution as it concerns age of candidacy only disadvantages the youth and young adults below the age of 30.  At 30, you are old enough to be a member of the Houses of Representative and Assembly, at 35 you are old enough to be a Governor or a Senator and when you clock the golden age of 40, you are old enough to be President. So if you are 30 and above in Nigeria, you shouldn’t be complaining that you were deceived into believing you will lead a tomorrow that never comes. That tomorrow arrived the day you turned 30, which for some, may be today, yesterday, some time ago or a long while ago.

In fact, while some are complaining that the tomorrow that they are supposed to lead never comes, their mates are already leading today. Last year, two Senators emerged at the age of 40 (Senators Dino Melaye and Mustapha Sani). From the data made available by Premium Times, there were 42 members of the House of Representatives elected at the age 40 and below. Out of these 42, 32 were aged below 40 years and the youngest was 33 years old (Hon. Irom Michael from Cross River State). Alhaji Yahaya Bello emerged Kogi State Governor aged 40 years to be the youngest Governor since 1999. At 33 years, R. Hon. ally Sabiu Muduru is the Speaker of the Katsina State House of Assembly. Dimeji Bankole was elected into the House of Representatives at 33 years and became the Speaker at 37. Under Goodluck Jonathan, 33-year-old Nurudeen Mohammed was appointed the Minister of State for Foreign Affairs. Governor Obiano of Anambra has recently appointed 30-year-old Mark Okoye as Commissioner for  Economic Planning, Budget, and Development. While these may not be widespread, they are proof that young Nigerian adults have started taking positions of leadership in today’s Nigeria and should serve as a wake-up call for those who think that the ‘tomorrow’ has not yet arrived.

Furthermore, how would you be a leader of tomorrow if you haven’t made an effort to lead? In politics, power is mainly taken and rarely given. As there is usually no cap on the maximum age allowed for political office seekers; power is there for the taking by anyone who is qualified, whether young or old. For instance, even in the United States where a 35-year-old could be President, a 70-year-old has just been elected. Therefore, the young adults in Nigeria who think that they are being denied access to power should realise that they have to go all out for it as it wouldn’t be presented to them in the comfort of their beds. If you are a Nigerian aged 30 and above and you are apolitical, you jump from one beer parlour to the other drinking away your life, or you act as a stooge to the old generation of politicians, then the promise of being a leader of 'tomorrow' wasn't really for you... you should stop crying that the tomorrow never arrives.

Even though I believe that young Nigerian adults are largely responsible for their low level of participation in today’s polity and government, I am not oblivious to other contributing factors like the exorbitant amounts at which party nomination forms are bought. For instance, in the last election, it cost  PDP Presidential aspirants N22 million to get the party’s nomination form, N11 million for gubernatorial aspirants, N4 million for the Senate and N2 million for the House of Assembly. It is still fresh in our memories that Buhari claimed he took a loan from a bank in order to pick the APC presidential nomination form which cost N27 million. In a country like ours, not many young people can afford such. Compare this to the United Kingdom  where Mhairi Black, a 20-year-old student who had a part-time job in a fish-and-chip shop,  emerged as a member of parliament. This was possible because the nomination form cost her only £500 (less than a month's wages) which is about N200,000. This price is standard in the UK and not determined by political parties. Like I said earlier, though the new bill to reduce the age of candidacy is welcome, if young Nigerians are to be truly encouraged to participate in politics, then the cost of picking party nomination forms must be standardised and affordable. There is no use telling an average 30-year-old Nigerian that he can contest for Presidency then asking him to purchase a nomination form at an unaffordable price, which may require painstaking savings for 20 years or more. 

Finally, an important question remains: will Nigeria be better off with the younger generation in power? Honestly, the signs don’t look good…I have discussed politics and governance with some of my mates and the predominant attraction is the riches that come from being in power. Young Nigerians seem to have given up on the country; to them, it is no longer a country that has to be nurtured but a public cow that should be milked at any given opportunity until it dies. Similarly, if the seed of tribalism and division was sowed by our colonial masters and nurtured into a tree by  the older generation, the current generation isn’t pulling this tree down, rather they are watering it and planting similar trees. This is very evident on social media where every issue is tribalised. I have hoped that the mistakes of the older generation would be corrected by my own generation and it is a hope that I still hold on to. Therefore, I will want to see  young Nigerians coming together to decide what the future Nigeria should be because, come what may, the reins of power will PREDOMINANTLY be ours in a few years. But make no mistakes, the ‘tomorrow' that you were waiting for has since arrived; wake up and take control lest it passes you by in your slumber.

The Oracle has spoken!!

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Stand with Buhari? Really?

It hurts me when I still see Nigerians fighting over their allegiance to either GEJ or Buhari. Just recently, someone actually accused me of being pro-Jonathan because I pointed out the weakness of this present administration.

It is sad because to me....and in reality...the GEJ vs Buhari contest ended with the elections. This continued contest between the GEJ and Buhari camps -though only existing in little minds, serves the counter-productive purpose of suppressing objectivity and preventing us from demanding more from our so-called leaders.

I know that there are Nigerians today who would not see any good in Buhari's government just because they support GEJ. I also know that there are Nigerians who think GEJ would win if they castigate Buhari; so they are prepared to #StandWithBuhari even if he sets the podium ablaze. But what really is the contest? Buhari is now in charge and in Aso Rock while GEJ is in Otuoke.

I dislike it when I raise an issue about Buhari and someone says "at least he is better than GEJ"...What nonsense! Who made GEJ the yardstick for good governance? Just as I castigated GEJ when he failed to perform, so will I castigate Buhari.

I have asked a guy that ‪#‎StandsWithBuhari‬ why he does so and he said it was mainly because Buhari isn't corrupt. I then asked why he believes that Buhari isn't corrupt, and he said I should check the calibre of men that are in court for corruption-related cases. And I asked if that was all...he said it was more than enough considering what GEJ did.

Now, for some reality check:
If you cannot assume that your Pastor is free from sin because he preaches against it...
If you are wise enough to know that just because a whole street is running after a guy who stole a tuber of yam from Mama Nkechi does not mean that everyone on that street is a saint...
Then why do you believe that Buhari isn't corrupt because he is recovering stolen funds?

Again, I wouldn't be quick to praise a man as being straightforth just because he sees faults in another man's child. He may be a candidate for my praise if he is also quick to expose his own children... I don't need to explain this analogy, do I?

So before you stand with Buhari, take a look at the budget for the Presidency...
Does he stand with you?
Before you stand with Buhari, look at his policies and how he has communicated them to you...
Does he stand with you?
Before you stand with Buhari, check if you are doing so just because you want to stand against Jonathan. If this is the case, wake up, the elections ended over a year ago and the country is on fire.

So do I #StandWithBuhari? No, I don't, at least not yet...my support is earned, not given.

The Oracle has spoken!!

Friday, 20 May 2016

Story Story...Once Upon a Subsidy (Final Part)

Sequel to the first part which talked about OGB...an average Nigerian who is facing harsh realities in today's Nigeria; this divination considers the thinking, pains, wishes and arguments of Nigerians concerning the new fuel price. Since the present hike is usually discussed in comparison to the hike in 2012; the narrative in this divination also considers that. 


The Last Administration, Fuel Price, and Subsidy Removal
At an actual pump price of N144.70, the Federal Government under Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GEJ) was paying N79.70 for every litre of fuel consumed in Nigeria. However, in January 2012, the government announced the removal of fuel subsidy and caused fuel price to move from N65 to N141. The government had argued that without the subsidy, they could save up to N1.2 trillion yearly, which then can be invested in the infrastructural development around the country. This was strongly opposed by Nigerians who cited their distrust of the government and argued that there was no assurance that the proposed savings would be utilised for common good especially with the high rate of corruption and cost of governance. In a previous post, I discussed my reservations about subsidy removal in 2012, although I acknowledged the long-term benefit if properly managed. GEJ’s government was later to partly rescind and dropped the price from N141 to N97. At this time, according to Index Mundi, a barrel of fuel was selling at $106.89. Before GEJ left office, his government further reduced fuel price to N87 in response to fall in oil prices, which sold at about $52.50 per barrel. At N87, GEJ's administration was subsidizing fuel to the tune of N2.84 per liter.


Buhari/APC's Reaction to the Last Administration's Position on Fuel Price 
Fast forward to today, there is a new government under Buhari and the APC. A number of people who make up this government and party were also vocal against GEJ and his government as it concerned the price of fuel…For example, in January of 2015, Buhari himself released a statement criticising GEJ for leaving the price of fuel at N97 per litre despite falling oil price as reported by Premium Times. He explicitly said, “stop stealing from Nigerians and allow them to enjoy the relief that has come to consumers of petroleum products globally”. Fashola, while commending the later reduction from N97 to N87 by the past administration said it “was a good try but Naija can get a better deal”. 

After Buhari was elected President but before he was sworn in, he granted an interview with journalists from Daily Trust who asked about his take on fuel subsidy. Buhari narrated how as a petroleum Minister, he had set up refineries in Warri and Kaduna; and how as Head of state, his administration constructed more than 20 depots, laid more than 3,000 pipelines and built a number of stations to take trailers off the road. He said he did all these without borrowing money from anybody and that it was easy to work out the cost of oil production across the value chain. Buhari then asked: “I can understand if Nigerians pay for those costs. But somebody is saying he is subsidizing Nigerians. Who is subsidizing who?”. Confused by the answer, the journalists asked: “Does it suggest that you don’t believe in the subsidy? So, you are not going to agree to its continuation in any way?” to which Buhari replied that he would like to be on ground to see what is going on, so gave no specific answers. 


The Present Administration, Fuel Price, and Deregulation
In December 2015, the Minister of State for Petroleum -Ibe Kachikwu- announced that fuel subsidy policy has been scrapped, and instead of an expected increment on N87 as was sold then, the new pump price would be around N85. This seemed magical and a clear break from the past where any removal of subsidy meant a hike in fuel price. Well, a few months later, in April of 2016 precisely, the Federal government returned the fuel subsidy policy and the official price of fuel was pegged at N86 if buying from NNPC outlets and N86.50 if buying from other outlets. According to the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA), the expected open market price of fuel as at the 28th of April 2016 was N99.38 per litre. Therefore, the government was paying N12.88 and 13.38 per litre as the subsidy. However, on the 11th of May 2016, the federal government once more decided to review the pricing of fuel. PPPRA suggests that the new open market cost of fuel is about N138.26 per liter, and the pump price shall be capped between N135 and N145 per litre meaning that the government shall no longer pay subsidies. So within the space of 5 months, this present government has changed their stance on the issue of subsidy thrice. Furthermore, what the latest change entails to the fuel subsidy policy is not yet clear as officials from the same government have different explanations. 

According to Kachikwu in his appearance on Channels TV, the new pricing regime ensures that government has less control over the oil business thereby freeing it up and allowing firms and individuals to compete. According to him, this would drive down the price of fuel as it did diesel. He, however, said that he wouldn’t want to discuss whether this new regime can be called ‘deregularisation’ but that it allows market dynamics to take place within the price ceiling as set by PPPRA. 

Professor Yemi Osinbajo- the Vice President- later released a statement explaining that the issue in not about subsidy removal but about foreign exchange which has prevented marketers from importing fuel into the country. According to him, the marketers hitherto relied on the CBN for the forex at the official rate, but with dwindling oil price and sales, the foreign reserves have depleted and the CBN had been unable to provide the funds for marketers. This new pricing policy allows marketers to source their funds from whatever means, import fuel and sell but not above the stipulated price ceiling.


The Minister of information -Lai Mohammed- came out with a slightly different but scary explanation in comparison with Osibanjo's. According to him "the current problem is not really about subsidy removal. It is about that Nigeria is broke. Pure and simple...it is like somebody who has been earning N100,000 a month and he is faced with a situation where his employer says henceforth you will be earning N10,000 a month. He would need to make some very painful decisions and some very painful adjustments. That is the situation with Nigeria today".


Now these are 3 different explanations on what is going on, no matter how subtle the disparities. In a nutshell, Kachikwu says that the main intent of the new pricing and policy is to allow marketers compete and market forces determine the cost of fuel; this sounds like deregulation but it isn't especially with the price ceiling of N145 per litre. On the other hand, Osibanjo says it is a matter of forex with the price of fuel rising because it is expected that marketers would source dollars at an average of N285 per dollar and no longer at the official rate of N199. Lai Mohammed capped it off by saying that it isn't about subsidy removal but about the fact that the country is broke.These diverse explanations end up confusing Nigerians. For instance, if Osinbanjo’s explanation is the actual situation of things…does it mean that at the N145 ceiling government is still subsidising fuel? If the answer is yes, does it not become complicated keeping tabs on the different prices at which marketers could sell fuel and reimbursing them as necessary? If the answer is no, why was Osibanjo being economical with the truth? Never before has there been such obvious misalignment within the same government…and this isn't the first occurrence of such in this new administration. Whether these separate views are deliberate or as a result of an honest mistake remains to be seen. But one thing that is clear is that government is no longer subsidizing the price of fuel.


Annoyingly, as any observant Nigerian would have noticed, the President has a penchant for not talking to Nigerians in the country about his policies. I can recall that in 2012, GEJ addressed the nation as he tried to explain his reasons for withdrawing subsidy payment; he did this barely a week after the policy was announced. And here is Buhari -it is over a week now since the announcement by Kachikwu and not a word from him. Some may think it isn't necessary, but I disagree. It is necessary because he has asked Nigerians to make one of the biggest sacrifices yet as a consequence of failure in governance; it is necessary because this sacrifice comes in a period when people are losing their jobs, being owed months of unpaid wages, being owed over a year of unpaid pension, facing rising costs of transportation, feeding, etc.; and it is necessary because of the different versions of information coming out from the government he runs. As has been seen in the past, there is every chance that the first time Buhari would discuss this issue of subsidy removal is during a trip abroad; Nigerians at home can make do with what the ministers tell them. 


My Opinion: Streamlining the Past and the Present 

I know some people have questioned why Nigerians haven’t reacted to this recent hike in fuel price as they did in 2012. APC chieftains have said it's mainly because Nigerians believe that the present government can be trusted to manage and use any saving from the removal of subsidy for the common good; pro-Jonathans and PDP supporters said it was hypocrisy. However, I do think it is a question of conditioning. In GEJ’s case, people were used to buying fuel at N65 and suddenly woke to a price of N141 especially after the Christmas season…it was a rude shock. However, in this current case…people have been buying fuel at ridiculous amounts, sometimes even close to N200 or above; they have also experienced a severe shortage. So it didn’t come as much of a shock when the government said it would be sold tops at N145 especially for those who have even been buying fuel close to that amount or even more.


That said, as always, I do believe that deregulation is the way forward but I still have my reservations:


  1. Under GEJ, I doubted the sincerity of heart to reinvest the savings for the common good going by the perceived extent of corruption and the high cost of governance. In this present administration, nothing has changed that perception for me. There still remains the high cost of governance and I am yet to be convinced that this present government has solved the problems of corruption.
  2. Under GEJ, I asked for moves to cushion the effect of the subsidy removal on the citizens. Such moves are even more imperative now going by the situation of things in the country. In today’s economy, people are losing their jobs, salaries are not regular (for those who have jobs), power supply is so poor that reliance on fuel has increased -not just for personal use as in residential houses but also for commercial purpose, the 45% hike in electricity tariff despite court order against it, rising rate of inflation, the stamp order imposed on citizens by the government and various other charges by banks to help generate funds for government, etc. They keep telling the citizenry to sacrifice...just how much can the common man take? Yet we don’t see a commensurate sacrifice from the ruling class. For instance, Lai Mohammed had recently asked for N13.12 from the National broadcasting corporation in order to attend a conference in China; the Senate recently bought 36 cars at the cost of N36.5 each spent N36.5 -with their penchant for lying, they could have even spent more than they have made known. Even after all the hullabaloo concerning the initial budget, the 'revised' version still contains mind-boggling figures earmarked for the most mundane of things even in a period when citizens have been asked to sacrifice. For instance, is the Vice President's library which is expected to be restocked with books costing over N4 million; N340 million for BMW vehicles; the over 700 million Naira for President's local travels; the over N800 million for cable work in the State House; over N62 million for the National Health Insurance Scheme in the State House (whatever that means); over N218 million for feeding and refreshment; the strange N50 million-plus for rent in the State House...I can go on and on, but just visit the Budget Office and see for yourself. It is a big shame, yet they will act like they feel what the common man feels... like we are all in this together. Fashola, for instance -who by the way is becoming rather deceptive and two-faced and is rapidly losing the respect I had for him- had the guts to open his mandibles to claim that he also bears the brunt of poor power supply and that his children are suffering from heat rashes. Well...what truth do you expect from a man who said Jimi Agbaje was too old to govern Lagos yet he supported Buhari to head Nigeria? What do you expect from a man who was asked how N78 million on a website and his response was that he was never in charge of the State's finances as a governor?

  3. These chaps are quick to cite diesel as an example of what deregulation can bring. Diesel was deregulated in 2009, 7 years later...wondered how much diesel sells for in Nigeria today even with the fall in global oil price? Surely, things are not as bad today as they were in 2008 when diesel sold for about N200 per litre, however the Nigerian story of diesel doesn’t reflect the global fact as its price has remained high mainly because marketers have kept a monopolistic grip on the commodity by deciding on the minimal price for which it can be sold, which does not reflect market dynamics. For instance, in 2015, the PPPRA argued that diesel shouldn't be sold for more than N114 per litre; however, marketers were selling it for as high as N150. I have always imagined that post-deregulation, filling station owners - in Owerri for instance- could meet and decide that they would not sell fuel for less than N100 a litre even when market forces indicate that they can make a profit at N80. Are there ways by which such exploitation can be prevented?

  4. Okay, let's say we have this 'semi-deregulation', what plans does the government have to ensure that no one sells above the N145 ceiling? It isn’t news that DPR struggled to implement the N86.5 official pump price, what then is the assurance that they would now? For those who were envisaging a Buhari government than can ‘whip’ Nigerians into conformity, well…that isn’t the case now. This problem with implementing an official pump price mirrors the problem in the banking sector where banks have failed to sell foreign currencies to customers at the official price…this is yet to be resolved as banks continue to sell forex almost as high as in the parallel market. 

My suggestions
This government should unify its thinking about this policy and have the balls to tell Nigerians what exactly it is. Is this a partial deregulation of the downstream petroleum sector that has come to stay? Is this a permanent removal of subsidy without deregulation? Or is this a temporary stop in subsidy payment?


Once the government has decided on what it really is, they should sell it to Nigerians and not force it down their throats. There are obvious benefits of deregulation and/or subsidy removal...but they aren't for the very short term. In that case, the pain of today's economic condition shouldn't be for the common man to bear alone. The common man has never controlled or mismanaged public funds...all he wants is to live...or at least survive. The masses keep giving and giving with nothing to benefit for being Nigerians. To show goodwill, if I were the President, I'd start by stopping the stamp duty; by cutting off all those luxurious excesses in the budget, and by ensuring that my cabinet members conform to austerity measures that are most befitting for these hard times. The President should, for instance, agree to pay for his feeding from his allowances. As a matter of fact, these are things that Nigerians should demand as sine qua non for accepting this policy. 

To those Nigerians who want to go against this new fuel price regime simply because most of those in today’s government were against a similar effort by GEJ in 2012…do think again. Ask not about who refused this move in 2012, ask about how this move would be of benefit to you today and in the future. Reject and accept this new policy solely on its benefit to you or lack thereof. If this move is really going to make fuel available and bring down the price, does it make sense to fight for a subsidy policy which you hardly benefit from? Does it make sense to fight for a policy that enriches the already wealthy and dubious oil marketers while you keep buying fuel for N200 instead of N86.5 just because you want to spite the government in power? 



To the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) and those who are gearing up for industrial actions and demonstration...don't just ask for the subsidy policy to return. Give government the conditions under which this new policy would be accepted. The enemies- in my opinion- are the oil marketers who benefit from the subsidy payment, but the cost of fighting these enemies should not be for the ordinary Nigerian alone to pay.


The Oracle has Spoken!!

Monday, 16 May 2016

Story Story...Once Upon a Subsidy (Part 1)

So here is Mr. Okoro Gbenga Bello (OGB), a common Nigerian struggling to survive in the current economic clime. OGB hasn't received his salary since January and on the 1st of May, 2016 he was told that he had been laid off as his employers struggle to keep the firm alive.

OGB is confused and frustrated... no job, no money, power supply has taken for the worse yet the bills have increased, fuel has been scarce and he had been paying over N120 per litre, cost of transportation has gone up, food stuff too. He got home to see a white paper with green printings stuffed into the Windows of his face-me-I-face-you apartment...he definitely knew it was from those devils at PHCN. His electric cable has been cut and he was asked to pay N10,000 as bill plus reconnection fee. How could all these happen to him just when he has no job?

By the 3rd of May, OGB was really struggling...he called a friend to send him N1,000 and the friend agreed. OGB got an alert on his phone that the N1,000 has been credited to his account, but 5 minutes later he got another alert saying that N50 has been debited as stamp duty leaving him with N950. OGB was irritated and he asked a neighbour to explain -once more- what the stamp duty was all about. His neighbour explained that it was an avenue by which the government is generating funds because oil doesn't bring in much funds as it used to.  Hmmm...OGB just thought to himself "I was never even a common ward councillor, never was in a position to manage 1 Kobo belonging to the Federal government, never squandered public funds...yet I pay N50 whenever a small amount of money gets deposited in my account because of those who messed the economy up...well"

With N600 out of the, OGB managed to cook a small pot of soup...obviously without gallops (meat or fish), he was still thinking of how to get the soup to last a week or more when he got a call from a lady he wanted to marry. He had planned seeing her parents in February -once he had received his January pay -but this was May…salary e no see, job sef e no come get. The lady was also not in a good mood and gave him an earful, telling him that her parents were getting tired of waiting. After that call, OGB felt like all the heat-wave in Nigeria had settled on him. He needed to cool off...but there was no power obviously. The closest paper to him was the last copy of his CV and he fanned and fanned…the more he fanned the hotter he got…he fanned and fanned till the paper ‘died’. In that state of utter despair, OGB grabbed a jerry-can and ran to the nearest filling station for fuel.  Foremost in his mind then was to turn on a fan, cool and clear his congested head...but, first, fuel most be bought.

At the filling station, he spent hours, got into all sought of fights …he had 4 before he got to the top of the queue where he realised that he could only get 2 litres with the N300 he had. He decided to buy 1 litre instead and keep some money in the pocket just in case he mistakenly spills someone's oil on his way back home.

On the eve of May the 11th, OGB was sitting outside with his neighbours and they were talking about how hell-fire must be better than Nigeria. Some of his neighbours said it was Buhari's fault, others said it was Goodluck's fault...OGB as always sat on the fence. Of all that hurt them, the cost of fuel was the most painful...but OGB was of the opinion that Buhari wanted Nigerians to enjoy it at N86.50 with subsidy but saboteurs and greedy Nigerians keep hoarding and selling fuel at exorbitant prices. He believed that Buhari and his team would fight and fight until everyone sells fuel at 86.50…he felt sure of that.

On the 11th of May, OGB got another call from his fiancée after which he had that terrible urge to cool off. And to the filling station he ran again for the usual fights, screams and eventual purchase of a litre of fuel which would cost him N125. While in the queue, there were small talks of "no more subsidy", "fuel is now N145", "Buhari don finish us", "make dem kuku kill us", "make thunder fire change, fire all those people wey vote for change". OGB couldn't understand what was going on...it dawned on him when the Manager at the filling station asked the attendants to stop selling fuel while they readjusted the meters to from N125 to N145 per litre...and all he had on him was N130. Just then an alert came in; a guy owing him N2500 had just paid in N1000. As he was about smiling, another alert came in and to say that Buhari had taken N50 as stamp duty...OGB went mad, he wanted to beat Buhari so much that he took it out on anyone available.

He got home -obviously without buying the fuel...and everyone in the compound was irritable especially those who never wanted Buhari as president in the first place. They wanted to go on demonstration, if possible riot. They wanted to vent their frustration, but why? All they could say was:
1.       Because they have removed subsidy and fuel price has gone up
2.       Because majority of the current APC members opposed GEJ's attempt at removing subsidy, so they should also be opposed.


And this is where I come in to try to make some “common sense”…

To be continued...

The Oracle has Spoken!!

Monday, 8 February 2016

Senator Ben Murray-Bruce: Simply Brilliant or Just Shooting Blanks?

It is said that one should be the change he desires in his society. While this sounds melodious and smart (I have said it too), it is only realistic in:
  • a self-governed society without leaders or elites
  • a society where each and every member is making efforts to change his/her personal behavior in order to attain the desired societal change. 

In a society like ours, significant societal changes lay with the elites or the ruling class. Personal behavioral changes would be little steps towards a societal change that may only be observed by the people in the individual’s immediate environment. 

Having started with the term ‘change’, you shall be pardoned for thinking that this another pro- or anti-APC/Buhari divination…well, it isn’t. This divination is about the amiable Senator Ben Murray-Bruce.

By the virtue of being an Honorable Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Ben Murray-Bruce -as well as his colleagues - is among the ruling class and, therefore, is an elite. It is his duty, just as it is with his colleagues, to bring the desired change or transformation (depending on whom you ask) which Nigeria and Nigerians really do need.

The then newly elected Senator Ben Bruce showed his promise as a progressive and wowed Nigerians with his speech at the Silverbird Man of the Year 2014. Now known as the ‘common sense Senator’, he has continued to use the power of the internet to provide ideas on how Nigeria should be governed and developed. His online ’common sense series with Ben’ has expectedly further endeared him to even a greater number of Nigerians.

He could not have come up with a better title for his short clips than ‘common sense’ because most of all he had said were very reasonable. However, they are not exactly new…many common Nigerians have been of similar thoughts and have shared similar ideas in the past. The difference now is that these thoughts and ideas are coming from a sitting Senator- Ben Murray-Bruce.

On my last count, the common sense series had 14 contents. 10 of these contents focused on what the Federal Government and associated Ministries, Departments and Agencies should do to make Nigeria better. These include topics on the need to encourage agriculture; his idea of how unemployed Nigerians can be paid N5,000 monthly; his thoughts on the proposed ban of certain generator sets; his thoughts on how security can be improved in Nigeria; his thoughts on NNPC; his opinion on the proposed pencil production; suggestions on how the government can fight Boko Haram and suicide bombers; his suggestion on the need for Nigeria and South Africa to cooperate; his advice that INEC should improve in the conduct of elections; and his advice to the President and ruling party to focus on achieving their goals instead of blaming the previous government. The remaining four contents focused on the Governors whom he advised paying N18,000 as minimum wage; public office holders in general whom he advised to reduce the number of cars in their convoys; Nigerians in general whom he advised to appreciate and honor those in the military and also help those displaced by Boko Haram attacks; and finally the call for an independent prosecutor to help fight corruption -he said he would push for this in the Senate House.

As much as his ideas are good, with a few sounding a bit utopian; I cannot help but feel that he has gone rat-chasing while his house is on fire. It seems to me that Senator Murray-Bruce is doing to the executive, what APC is doing to the past administration. Bruce appears to have turned special adviser to the Executive while neglecting the junk in the Senate that needs tidying, and the APC appears to have remained the number one critic of the past administration while seemingly neglecting the junk in the Country that needs tidying up.

In all he had said so far, once did he mention the Senate and that was when he said he would sponsor a bill that will establish the office of an Independent Prosecutor to lead the fight against corruption. This even struck me more on the episode where he discussed cars used by public officials…he specifically pointed out how State Governors, their Deputies, Speakers of States’ Houses of Assembly and Ministers have a plethora of cars in their convoys. He was definitely right there, but did he not miss a set of people? Was it not reported that the Senate which he is a part of had earmarked N4.7 billion for exotic cars which their leadership and members would use?

Whilst I respect his ideas and suggestions, I do not understand what good it is to the common Nigerian. His common sense series are mainly for an audience made up of the average Nigerians who can do little or nothing to implement the ideas therein. I wish I can understand why a Senator who is better positioned to bring the dreams and aspirations of Nigerians to fruition ends up re-packaging and relaying back to Nigerians those same aspirations which they crave. If we are to cry to you for consolation and instead of consoling us, you are crying too…wetin we go now do?

I don’t expect Senator Ben Murray-Bruce to solve all the problems Nigeria and Nigerians have, but he is the elite or one of the elites that Nigerians are hoping would bring the needed change in the NASS. There are a thousand and one ways the Senate house, its businesses and proceedings can be improved in order to be more efficient…a thousand and one amendments that can be made to our constitution…a thousand and one bills that a progressive-minded Senator can sponsor. Therefore, I would like to see a Senator Murray-Bruce who makes a difference using his office as a Senator; I would like to see a Senator Murray-Bruce that tackles the issues Nigerians have with the National Assembly; and I will like a Senator Murray-Bruce who has a series which highlights issues with the NASS and Nigerian constitution and how he intends to help fix them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if some Nigerians disagree with me and say stuff like: “at least Senator Murray-Bruce is giving us his ideas, what have other Senators done?” It is the usual ‘half-bread’ mentality that prevents us from demanding for ALL that is meant for us.

Our lovely Ben Bruce, you are now a Senator; an Elite Nigerian. As a Senator, you have a greater chance of improving the lives of Nigerians through the NASS than influencing proceedings at the Aso Rock which is presently occupied by our old man. Please leave the ideas, dreams, crying, aspirations, wailing, etc. for us the average Nigerians; those are our responsibilities...you simply cannot be a Senator and be crying like the Chief Priest. Focus instead on pushing for a restructuring in the Senate House, on listening to the wailings of the average Nigerians, and on sponsoring/introducing bills that would bring succor to them…these are now your responsibilities.

The Oracle has spoken!!